Go9 Racing

Go9's Sacred Animals

The Sacred Badger "Badgers are not the fastest animals in the world, but they.....can get around. The badger doesn't have very many enemies. The only reason that man hurts badgers is that there are many myths about them. One is that they are very mean and they will attack you, but they will not attack you unless you bother them. The badger is a very outstanding animal, and he will be around for many more years."
(The Badger by Carl R. Green and William R. Sanford)

It's just a Bunny "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of TH's turgid member, I will fear not. For the Spirit of the Holy Triumvirate- The Chicken, The Badger, and The Bunny- shall protect me from Good and will encourage Evil. For the Badger has said: "Let Whomever that believeth in me walk with light heart and dark thoughts, so that all Lurkers will cower and fear being splattered with the blood of FEP's sheep. I command you to Love Thy Bunny as thou loves thyself; to commit armed robbery in the name of procurement of 916's; to slaughter Anals and fling their guts upon the altar of the Holy Hawk List. And then a plague of Uni filters and Factory Jet Kits infested the land, and the Anals feared, for the air became laden with ELF racing fuel fumes and reeked of unfiltered crankcases gases. The Spirits of The Badger, The Chicken, and The Bunny appeared to the Doomed Anals, who were marked with the Sign of the Hawkalypse- 'TBR'- and they were slain with their own bowels."
(Badgers 3:9-55 The Book of Triumph )