"BDT has a few more sweet pieces to solve the Hawk's very few shortcomings. One of the first issues facing an individual entrusted with Hawk stewardship: scraping the pegs. Hopefully filling the void Mr.Fisher left, we've got custom, individually made for you Big Dick Jackup Plates, for almost free. You pick the up and backness you want, and we crank them out. I like 2 up and about 1.5 back. 1x1 or 1.5x.1.5 might be more reasonable for a non pretzel leg liking person. Price? For the ease of our management remembering, we're attempting to implement a one price fits all mentality, so call it $15 plus shipping. Significantly less than any competition would charge, if there was competition. These have been crash tested, and hold up well; just hammer them back flat. We'd even consider this a safety issue, and we're doing our part by holding down costs so no one gets left out. ["Boss, if we loose money on each product, can we make that up in quantity?"] "

"One of the unhappy maintenance items involved with Hawk stewardship is the crappy OEM chain slider. When it gets worn, you get funky vibes as the chain jumps in and out, and in and out, and in and out of the grooves. And OEM is something like 20 bucks. The Big Dick solution? A dirt bike style Chain Roller. Not expensive, and nice, like our competition, but down and dirty, cheap and nasty, like the Backup Plates. Pricing is looking like $25 plus shipping. We'd like it to be cheaper, but the bastard Chain Roller manufacturers charge $15 for the roller alone. "

"Okay...[looking into pants]... how do I know if I've got the right nuts?"